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WTF Tapas
It’s been ages since I’ve posted a WTF Tapas. Here are a few recent bite-sized morsels from the WTF household: It’s like Luke read a manual about how to be a boy and Sally read the corresponding girl...
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WTF Tapas
WTF Tapas is a series I write of bite-sized morsels from the WTF household. Something I never thought I’d have occasion to say about crackers: “Don’t scratch that with a cracker!”...
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S’s Esses
Sally is a notorious mis-pronouncer. While she has made significant improvements, she still can’t say the “s” sound if it’s at the beginning of a word. She replaces it with a hard “g.” She will...
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WTF Tapas
I recently posted about Sally’s trouble with the letter “s.” She replaces it with a hard “g.” She likes “g” so much that she actually uses it to replace many letters with haphazard abandon. The other...
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Does too much cute hurt?
Overheard from the other room: “Don’t you remember what Mommy said? Just because you’re little and cute, doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want.” Amen, Luke. A-freaking-men. As Sally rounds three...
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Baffling Technology
She couldn’t possibly have looked at me more dubiously when I told her that this is a picture of a phone. Had I ripped my face off to reveal that I’m actually a 3-headed alien, her surprise → belief →...
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Birthday Letter for Sally on Her Fourth
On each of my kids’ birthdays I compose a letter. My plan is to one day hand over a binder of heartfelt letters, proving to an ornery teenager that I do, in fact, know and love him/her, and that my …...
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The Truth about the Seeds
“Those seeds aren’t magic, you know.” Every time Luke says this I panic and sternly hush him. Luckily, he’s king of the non sequitur so Sally usually doesn’t know what he’s talking about. But I know....
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Stop Sally
I love the special magic that happens when a kid’s smartness intersects with her stupidness. I’m not saying my children are stupid people- they’re just children and all children are stupid people. So,...
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